3 super funny ebooks about... shopping, fashion & celebrities!

Because sometimes you need an alien to explain how ridiculously absurd Earth culture really has become!

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Stuff & nonsense from the strange squishy beings!

Jane Wells

Lincoln, Nebraska

BUY THESE EBOOKS! THEY’RE HILARIOUS!

If you want a lot of chuckles, in the bath, on the beach or at work in the toilets… buy these books. Captain Zag… you’re my hero!

Eve Fratten

Memphis, Tennessee

Really funny ebook!

Sometimes you stumble on a gem, I feel Captain Zag could be on a new journey explaining why everything is loopy on Earth, BRILLIANT!

Mark Nadolny

Saratoga Springs, New York

Great little ebooks!

A really very entertaining pop culture ebook. Can highly recommend! I couldn’t stop laughing!

Christine Kingston

London, UK

Just Buy Them!

It’s funny how we just move through life, all performing the same silly rituals.

Right up until someone points out the absurdity of it all… the fashion ebook is worth the money on its own! Very funny!

Judith Friar

Cambridge, UK

Take my money!

Super fun ebooks to take your brain away from it all.

Bethany Bristol

Boston, Massachusetts

Captain Zag seems to observe the silliness of everything very well.

A great funny ebook for relaxing on vacation… or anytime… PLEASE WRITE SOME MORE CAPTAIN ZAG!

Tony Carpenter

Orlando, Florida

Tell EVERYONE, tell everyone you know!

Really very funny ebooks 🙂

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WHAT’S IT ALL ABOUT?

**Aliens Explain FASHION** by Captain Zag

          Have you ever wondered why humans decided that feathers in their hats or rings through their noses were the height of elegance? Have you been perplexed by the sight of sky-high wigs, or baffled by the resurgence of clothing items that seemingly have the sole purpose of making bathroom breaks a Herculean task? Wonder no more! Captain Zag, the galaxy’s most fashionably confused alien, has landed to dissect, discuss, and deride the wild world of Earthly fashion.

          From the dawn of the loincloth to the digital age where one’s outfit can be as virtual as their persona, “ALIENS EXPLAIN FASHION” takes you on a hilarious journey through time, textiles, and the occasional fashion-induced trip to the emergency room. With chapters that explore the baffling choices of our ancestors (who knew that a pile of leaves could be so chic?) to the modern day phenomena of influencers who can make or break a trend with a single post, this book is your guide to understanding how and why humans cover, or conspicuously don’t cover, their bodies.

          Captain Zag offers a perspective that’s as fresh and out-of-this-world as his understanding of why anyone would voluntarily choose to wear stilettos. With wit sharper than a pair of vintage scissors, he navigates the highs and lows, the ins and outs, and the do’s and don’ts (but mostly the don’ts) of fashion across the ages.

To learn about the other books… you might just have to buy them.

Meet Your Creator — of the books, not your species!

Hello, my name is Captain Zag, and I am Head of the “Department of Interstellar Cultural Knowledge”.

Yes, I am the D.I.C.K. Head! A great honor on my planet.

I have been assigned to document all of human cultural knowledge, in fun, easy to read little ebooks!

Please buy them! Or otherwise my overlords will blow up your planet to make way for a new interstellar love island!  

Love Captain Zag

Got a question:
hello@CaptainZag.com

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If you order a 3 ebook bundle, you will see 3 links in your order confirmation page and email.

Unfortunately, because these are digital products there is no refund available.

However, if you are truly unhappy with your purchase please do not hesitate to contact us on hello@captainzag.com.

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What you get when you order?

Thank you for considering placing an order.

I really enjoyed writing these funny little ebooks, it was so much fun! I would like to write more, maybe even full-time, if I am lucky… so thank you for any support you can offer.

When you place an order you will be presented with the 3 pdf ebook downloads:

  • Aliens Explain SHOPPING ebook by Captain Zag
  • Aliens Explain CELEBRITY ebook by Captain Zag
  • Aliens Explain FASHION ebook by Captain Zag

Each ebook is over 200 pages and packed full of fun info and chuckles. Easy to read on an ipad or tablet, or sideways on a phone.

Thank you again for your consideration. You are a kind person. And if you read this and even if you don’t buy, I wish you a blessed day.

Captain Zag signing off!